April 24, 2018

Things Discovered By Amazon While Delivering To Vehicles

Amazon's new thing now is to deliver your packages to your car. America's response was, "I have no problem giving your company key access to my vehicle -- as long as the delivery person is a WASP." This got us thinking though, if you're giving Amazon access to your vehicle's storage, what else might the poor, hapless, stupidly white delivery person find in people's vehicles?

Jimmy Hoffa's corpse

Sean Hannity's dignity

Opioid prescriptions actually in Prince's name

The Amber Room

Hillary Clinton's remorse

Hugh Hefner's leftover Viagra pills, all two tons of them

Donald Trump's tax returns

Tiger Woods' athletic ability and talent

American beliefs and values drenched in human fecal matter

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