Amazon's new thing now is to deliver your packages to your car. America's response was, "I have no problem giving your company key access to my vehicle -- as long as the delivery person is a WASP." This got us thinking though, if you're giving Amazon access to your vehicle's storage, what else might the poor, hapless, stupidly white delivery person find in people's vehicles?
Jimmy Hoffa's corpse
Sean Hannity's dignity
Opioid prescriptions actually in Prince's name
The Amber Room
Hillary Clinton's remorse
Hugh Hefner's leftover Viagra pills, all two tons of them
Donald Trump's tax returns
Tiger Woods' athletic ability and talent
American beliefs and values drenched in human fecal matter
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