So You Gave A Clown A Cookie...

Pfft, you think giving a mouse a cookie leads to trouble, don't ever give a clown a cookie. Because if you do so, he'll then ask for a knife, then a sword, then a pistol, then an assault rifle, then a bazooka, a red balloon, and finally directions to the nearest playground. And it isn't until he's left that you realize all the weaponry was registered in your name. So, you're forced to flee the state of Maine forever. And on the way out of town, your van accidentally runs into a bespectacled man walking down the road. And of course he's not hopped on cocaine this time, so he feels your stupid van crush his legs and sues. You're taken to court and totally fucked even though the whole thing was your van's fault and even then, it's all because you gave a goddamn clown a cookie. Way to go.