"While I respect Wade being your grandpa's name, Honey, I feel giving our child that name will put undue pressure on him to be an alcoholic baseball player."
"Are Lean Pockets still Hot Pockets?"
"Hey, Grandma, Natalie Portman got called an anti-Semite by some people in the Israeli government."
"Goddamnit, leave it to the Jews to make us racists irrelevant!"
"We need a national health service like in the UK."
"Why? Aren't we killing enough infants with our current healthcare system?"
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