"So, how was work?"
"Slow, so ended up reading too much news and getting pissed off."
"Did you get any work done?"
"Sort of."
Multiply scenario three times a week for several months and here we are.
Al Franken was caught publicly monkey spankin'.
Rush Limbaugh shoved a cock in his gaping maw.
Sean Hannity won't allow his gay partner to use profanity.
Alex Jones sticks out his ass to take many bones.
Jim Carrey molested a transvestite who's real name is Larry.
Donald Trump gives it to Ivanka in her "absolutely tremendous" rump.
Nancy Pelosi said about prosecuting child rape, "Oh, we'll see. Eventually."
Robert Mueller says rainbow is his favorite color.
Kellyanne Conway can't wash her cunt stench away.
Roger Ailes dumped his semen in random fishermen's pails.
Paul Ryan accidentally fucked a horse, now he's cryin'.
Mitch McConnell bought a turkey to rape from Old MacDonald.
Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster and stuffed him in a mitten.
Steven Bannon calls his itty bitty weenie the Master's Canon.
Rachel Maddow gave sloppy anilingus to a newborn cow.
Roseanne ate a baby and tossed it bones into a garbage can.
Barack Obama was fingering the butthole of his mama.
Laura Ingraham's penis makes her always mistaken for a him.
James Comey hangs out at bus stops, asking strange men "Hey, would ya blow me?"
Elizabeth Warren molests the children who are foreign.
Joe Biden loves him some bareback ridin'.
Sean Spicer orgasms with his dick in a slicer.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders wouldn't even get fucked by Ned Flanders.
Scott Pruitt hasn't seen a hole where he hasn't tried to screw it.
John McCain relives Vietnam by getting his ass plowed in the rain.
Bob Corker will only fuck her if she's a porker.
Chuck Schumer once sexually assaulted a woman's breast cancer tumor.
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