"You're doing it wrong. It says Push."
"No, it says Pull."
"No, that means to pull your dick out if you're stupid enough to stick it in there."
"Ugh, I bought candy without understanding the concept of it and turns out, I don' t like its concept."
"I had a similar experience. Except it was with a hooker."
"So, if the pig is slaughtered amongst a group of black people, does that make it Black Forest Ham?"
"You're thinking anal retentive. Anal retention is why Metamucil exists."
"Please, sir, you're too fat to be backing up like that. You might run someone over. Think of the children who'd die in your blubbery fat rolls, for Chrissakes!"
"I'm voting for Harry Dill-Doe."
"What happened to voting for Dick Zucker?"
"Not since he was involved in that whole A. Nall & Associates controversy."
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