History Of Horsey Sauce

It is a little known fact that Arby's Horsey Sauce was invented in 1627 by a Mongolian shepherd as a sauce for grilled horse. Unfortunately, it wasn't well received among the Mongol tribes, and thus the recipe lay dormant for centuries until discovered in the early 1930's by the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe who were in the region looking for evidence of the Aryan master race. The recipe then found its way into the hands of a Wehrmacht officer who was killed in battle by the founder of Arby's, Sir Reginald Albatross Arby IV. Sir Reginald first attempted to use the sauce as a substitute for mint jelly at Easter dinner. However, it didn't catch on. So, at the next Sunday dinner, Sir Reginald's wife served the sauce with roast beef and a legend was born.