"He ain't bein' clear, yer honor. He referrin' ta crimi'l graftin' or horticultural graftin'?"
"Hammer time is tool time, but tool time isn't always hammer time."
"Does this have to do with stupid pop culture references?"
"Nope, sex."
"That's obviously a penis, Gary."
"No, it's an alligator drawn from above."
"Fuck you, Gary. You can't draw."
"Yes, we want to raise our child gender neutral, so we're practicing on the puppy we just got."
"Time to reboot boy bands!"
"We should get to manufacturing some immediately!"
"But we should probably go with a manager this time who doesn't diddle the boys."
"My thoughts exactly."
"Fuck you, Charlie Brown. There's no such thing as 'good' grief."
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