Has anyone ever been beaten to death with raw meat?
Do you think pencil-necked people have penises and clitorises as hard as graphite?
Yeah, give me enough money and I too would have no problem going on national television to proclaim I have some sick, disgusting disease and that you should call your doctor to ask about this specific medication because it's keeping the sick, disgusting disease at bay for me.
Tinsel seems like a good fiber substitute for the busy holiday season.
I really want to rush into a health club shouting "Stop the presses!"
Really? Your kid had the choice of any instrument and he chose bassoon? Might want to trade in for a new kid if you can't trade in for a clarinet. Why a clarinet? Well, because chicks dick a guy who plays a clarinet, makes him look all sensitive and shit. And if the kid ends up being gay, well, boom, clarinet.
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