This Is Pus
No one is quite sure how this series even got the green light, let alone managing to air twenty-six episodes over the span of two seasons. But hey, people are still willing to watch a Jersey Shore show after all these years, so it shouldn't be hard to imagine that there are people willing to watch zits and cysts getting popped. But, it is now canceled. So, at least America is only teetering on the brink of the apocalypse instead of being knee-deep in it.
The Drinking Hunger Games
While the concept was awesome--pitting a group of redneck red staters versus a group hipster douchebag blue staters with their only resources being booze and guns--the results ended up being murder charges, lawsuits, and charges CNN finally went too far.
Animal Farm Lovin'
It was neither a children's show nor an Orwellian allegory. Yup.
Digging For Gold
One man's desperate and emotional struggle to pick a booger lodged far up his nose didn't draw the ratings like the executives hoped. Probably didn't help matters when the writers dropped several subplots including ones about toenail clippings and extracting compacted earwax.
Naked Cooking: The Return
Canceled due to the hosts now being in the intensive care burn ward due to an incident following hot oil and exposed genitals. Still, there were high hopes for this sequel series to the late 90's Food Network hit. But alas, OSHA violations have prevented this from going beyond four episodes.
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