May 15, 2018

Things More Reliable Than A Toyota

Feel free to insert whichever auto manufacturer you hate instead of Toyota. They're all horrible, save for your personal preference. Either way, the following are highly more reliable than whichever piece of shit brand vehicle you've chosen.


Family members utterly disappointing you

Clothing and shoes from Walmart

Finding fecal matter in any and all swimming pools

Pubescent boys finding porn.

Hulk Hogan not losing in the squared circle.

R. Kelly using one of his alleged female sex slaves as a urinal.

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