Was told to eat rat jizz the other day. I suppose it was given as an insult, but personally, I'm confused. 1) How the hell do you "eat" rat jizz? I mean, I can imagine drinking it, but eating it? Does rat jizz have chunks which need chewing that I don't know about? 2) How many rats would one need to jerk off in order for me to have enough rat jizz to eat? Of course, I don't know too many people willing to pleasure a rat to orgasm, even if using a tweezers, so the amount needed for me to actually "eat" it is astronomical. And who has the time in our busy modern world to spend effort getting rats to jizz so I can eat it?
Also, I would like to point out this person, in his insult, did not specify if the "eating" of the rat jizz was forced or voluntary. Because I doubt I will ever "eat" rat jizz on a voluntary basis. I'll pick poop boogers out of my infant nephew's ass on a voluntary basis for I'll eat rat jizz on a voluntary one. What? You don't know what poop boogers are? Well, I'd explain, but there's a good chance you could be eating, and I don't want to get sued for you choking on your food as you try and expel it out of disgust at the description of a poop booger. And something tells me, bringing up the whole eating rat jizz thing has already gotten you grossed out.
I guess next time someone tells me to go eat rat jizz, I'll at least put in the effort into inquiring the details and logistics as to how said feat is to be accomplished. Because I sure as hell ain't going to be buying people tickets to New York City just so they can go male rat milking. Oh, God. Someone in NYC is going to turn this into a legitimate business enterprise now, aren't they?
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