It's that time of year again. Mother's Day, or the time of year when those of us with mommy issues grumble under our breath in order to not get chastised. Being one of those persons, I decided to come up with a list of things someone who hates their mother would give. So, here are some free gift ideas, legalities of such ideas notwithstanding.
Scat Porn
Include a note about how you have more respect for the people getting shit on than for her or her existence as a human.
Dead Rabbit
She's your Bill The Butcher.
Cyanide Pills
Hey, maybe you'll get lucky and she'll take the suggestion.
Parenting Books
It's technically never to late for her to learn!
Restraining Order
Seriously, what other document besides divorce papers can bring a family closer together?
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