TO: All Imperial Staff; Viper 43 Outpost
FROM: Cmdr. Galen Hartwhig; Personal Secretary, Office Of Adm. Bevitz
RE: 3rd Floor Men's Bathroom
CC: Adm. Bevitz; Vice Adm. Piett; Moff Yturi
ATTENTION:
This announcement is to inform all Imperial staff and military personnel that the men's bathroom on the 3rd floor was declared off limits due to repairs, yet upon inspection this morning it was found to have been disturbed by an obvious intruder as some sort of hair was all over the place, along with ammunition cartridges for a Blas-Tech pistol, a black boot, and piece of blue velvet.
If you or anyone you know has any information or knowledge regarding the identity of the intruders, you are hereby ordered to immediately inform your commanding officer who will inform Admiral Bevitz's Office to set up an interview.
As per Imperial Military Regulations, Article 2, Section 3, Paragraphs 2-26, the contents of this memo and any information, regarding or pertaining to it or its contents contained therein, is classified and any dissemination of this information will result in termination of, up to and including, life.
Cmdr. Galen Hartwhig
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